1.) My wife finds it hard to envision me as the end product of millions of years of evolution.
-Bob Barnes, American cartoonist

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2.) Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.
-Woody Allen, American film maker, comic and writer

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3.) Of all my wife’s relations I like myself the best.
-Joe Cook, American Actor

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4.) Brigands demand your money or your life – women require both.
-Samuel Butler, British Writer

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5.) In my house I am the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.
-Woody Allen, American film maker, comic and writer

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6.)Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.
– Evan Esar, American humorist

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7.) Have I ever paid for sex? Only emotionally.
-Lee Hurst, British comedian

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8.) I’m glad I’m not bisexual. I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as women.
-Bernard manning, British Comedian

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9.) I will not allow my daughters to learn foreign languages because one tongue is sufficient for a woman.
-John Milton, British Poet

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10.) Under 21 women are protected by law; over 65 they’re protected by nature; anything in between is fair game.
-Cary Grant, American actor

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11.) God made Adam before Eve because he didn’t wanted any advice on the matter.
-Patrick Murray, British actor

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